Ok Arby’s, you’ve crossed the line. As I was passing the local Arby’s I saw banners everywhere exclaiming that the “RoastBurger” had arrived! Immediately I conjured images of the overly decadent (and downright gluttonous) Hardies burgers combining an auxiliary meat with the burger patty.
I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I became. I mean after all, I like Roast Beef sandwiches, and I love burgers. Putting the two together just seems like the logical evolution. However I did some more research to figure out how Arby’s had accomplished this massive feat of food engineering. What I found sickened me…
It was all a ruse (a cunning attempt at trickery). There is no burger patty on the sandwich. It’s a roast beef sandwich, on a different bun, with burger fixings. Their claim is that “it’s the burger done better!”
Bull$%^&!
It’s a mockery to possibly one of the greatest culinary vehicles ever. I’m on to you Arby’s, you can’t fool me. This heretical roast beef in burger’s clothing must cease to exist! Or at least change the name to expensive roast beef sandwich with vegetables and stop sullying the name of the great burger….
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