The Downfall of Man

Wow, just when I though society was really turning it around, I get proof once again that we are doomed as a civilization. Case in point, my recent visit to an un-named fast food drive through (here's a hint. An item of delicious Mexican food coupled with an item typically found in a belfry).

Anyway....I pull up to the window (having just installed two infant seats in my car to accomodate my newborn twins) and the girl asks me,
"Ummm, do you like have children?" (Mind you the kids were not present at the time but I ask you, what normal person can't deduce that two infant seats in a car are something out of place for a single male?).

Without skipping a beat I reply (in a weird accented voice).
"Nooo, But I likes da childrens, they so soft and cuddly......"

The look on this girls face was priceless.....Her mouth hung open in horror.......

I try to cut service industry workers some slack. But sometimes you just got to have a little fun with it.

And to boot, they forgot my Fire sauce......Damn it!